1LP Black Edition Release Date: 9/10/2026 Label: Colemine Records
CD Edition Release Date: 9/10/2026 Label: Colemine Records
Description
May it please the people of the known universe that the multi-monikered musical ensemble legally trading as Kay-Bee Funk Music Group are releasing what will alphabetically be their first album, ‘Access All Areas’. Created with Karate Boogaloo’s patented ‘Lovely Recording Technique’ these recordings let you know that everyone’s a VIP when you’re listening to KB.
‘Access’ was the one word maxim philosophically guiding The Old Kar-Boo’s this innings. If a tune became convoluted, to the bin it went. Only those that could be hummed by any and all were kept. This sieve was on hand throughout the whole process, arrangements and forms were kept watertight, bells and whistles to a minimum. If 2024’s ‘Hold Your Horses’ was an epic, ‘Access All Areas’ is a haiku.
The band’s tried and true recording process was dutifully respected save for one wonderful addition, the magnificent ‘Sound Recordings’ helmed by its proprietor and engineer extraordinaire Alex Bennet. Steering the 4 track Ampex 440 off road when required and making sure the vibes were constantly correct, Alex is a bonafide Booger.
Although it feels only a moment, the clock tells us it’s been nearly 20 years since Kay’s Bees first tried to play the songs of their musical heroes, The Meters, Booker T & The MG’s, and The JB’s to name but a few. Since then The Famous Flying Karate Boogaloo Brothers have put one foot in front of the other and distilled their own sound, one that respectfully acknowledges the history of instrumental Funk & Soul music, and reflects the time they’ve spent crafting their distinctive sound.
As bright as each member shines individually, it is a special event when all four planets in the Booger System align. ‘Access All Areas’ is one such eclipse, it is an artistic expression of equal measure by each member and it casts a shadow unique to the occasion. Every second of music was composed and produced with all hands on deck, mixing was handled by Henry Jenkins, artwork by Hudson Whitlock and Callum Riley, and Darvid Thor did things you’d have to see to believe. Music is a team sport and there’s no I in Funk.
Coming out on the two greatest record labels in the galaxy ‘Colemine Records’ from Loveland, USA, and College of Knowledge from Coburg, Australia, please listen to Karate Boogaloo’s new album ‘Access All Areas’.
A1 Butterfly
A2 Hooks, Lines, and Sinker
A3 Tremendous Fantastic
A4 Wet Day Timetable
A5 Head First
A6 Small Business
B1 Booger's Bounce of Joy
B2 Ballroom Blitz
B3 AAA
B4 Down home
B5 We've Lost Something We Can't Replace
A1 Butterfly
A2 Hooks, Lines, and Sinker
A3 Tremendous Fantastic
A4 Wet Day Timetable
A5 Head First
A6 Small Business
B1 Booger's Bounce of Joy
B2 Ballroom Blitz
B3 AAA
B4 Down home
B5 We've Lost Something We Can't Replace
1 Butterfly
2 Hooks, Lines, and Sinker
3 Tremendous Fantastic
4 Wet Day Timetable
5 Head First
6 Small Business
7 Booger's Bounce of Joy
8 Ballroom Blitz
9 AAA
10 Down home
11 We've Lost Something We Can't Replace
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